March 2012
Ellen Degeneres for President.
February 2012
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When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
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do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin. With dubstep.
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What happens if you fall in love with a writer? →
thisisasickness:
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valen-tee-na:
Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex at three in the morning. Or make love at four in the afternoon. They might not...
toothoutofline:
Annnnnnd time for work.
Awee haha
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me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
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gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
